Big Weekend

So near the beginning of the season my dear ol' coach Jay Callahan gave us a lecture (about hazing) and then gave us a speech about soccer that my teammates and i are still quoting. so here is the edited version of Jay-C's speech.

"We got China (Covenant College) Saturday, and I don't know anything about them except they're good as s***. Then we have Jamaica (Warren Wilson) on Sunday and they aren't as good and might show up high or something. And then we have have Agnes Scott I think of as Germany because their coach reminds me of Hitler."

This is just a bit of Jay-C's speech but he's kind of a fruitcake. As for our big weekend, we played Piedmont College on Saturday night and we won 1-0 Sunday afternoon we played Warren Wilson we won 7-0 and on Tuesday we played Averett University we won again 2-0. A little about my team, we have two seniors, Kim and Courtney, who play because they are seniors Kim is not even five feet tall, and Court is an alcoholic (no i'm not kidding though i wish i was). As for Juniors we don't have any that start. though next year we will have Tatum back from her ACL tear. Sophomores there are 5 or 6 of us that start (Megan, Celeste, Sabrina, Jazmin, Me, and occasionally Erica). Freshmen are STUDS there are 4 that are excellent (Mackenzi, Lexi, Stefanie, and Anna). However, are offense is LOADED and our defense is SOLID. Our bench is better than most teams starters.

Well this is what i've been up to besides playing that socialist sport soccer. This is me and Kellie making a cake for Patricks birthday. and the other is Me Christopher McDougal (yes the author) at his book signing.